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A tree fell on my house the other day,
It fucked my car up and it blocked my driveway,
The second point is kind of moot,
But what the fuck did I do to you,
How am I going to to get to work,
Fuck you mother nature you jerk.
Mother nature bring it on!
If you fuck with me you won't be here for long,
I'll kick your ass,
You're not that strong,
I'll cut the grass,
And leave the lights on,
So for you I've got just one question,
Mother nature have you learnt your lesson?
I sit inside with the curtains drawn,
And the heat, lights and the A/C's on,
It's the perfect temperature,
I don't give a fuck about mother nature,
Don't talk to me about father time,
I got enough problems with the father of mine.
A hybrid is impossible,
My car runs on fossil fuels,
I'll never get a hybrid no it's not a point of whether I'm rich,
Things are starting to get rough,
Do you think you've had enough?
I wouldn't be so hard on you if you would just stop being such a bitch.
Mother nature do you want a piece?
Get the fuck out of here you've exceeded your lease,
We don't need you anymore,
You been released,
Our number of whores,
Has just decreased,
So for you I've got the same question,
Mother nature have you learnt your lesson?
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